Sunday, April 01, 2007

Parenting Tip #28

Having your couch professionally cleaned (for no small fee)ensures that within 4 days of said cleaning, it will be thrown up on. Twice. Yes, even if it is the first time in 6 years of owning the couch that you have gotten it cleaned. And, yes, even if it is the first time in the 4 years of owning children, one of them has ever had the stomach flu.


Heather said...

Cooking for other people ensures at least one child will develop diarrhea or have an explosive diaper.

Margo said...

Figures. We keep sheets on ors all of the time, not pretty, but it does the trick.

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