Name: "Boo Key"
Age: 3 years
Last seen: Saturday, June 27th 9:30am
Description: 3 feet by 2 feet, soft, blue, silky edge
If found please return to Tate L. Hollaway, distraught owner.
It is feared Boo Key may have wandered off in protest. You would too if you were dragged hither and yon, through dirt and grime, sat on, stepped on, and clutched tightly throughout the night. Oh, and were also used to slap 2 little curly headed girls whenever it struck your owners' fancy.
We miss you Boo Key. Please come home to us and be reunited with your best friend.